i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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