you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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