That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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