i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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