Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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