im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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