: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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