There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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