it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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