hell yes lets make some ravioli
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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