I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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