My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Alive.
So much puke
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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