I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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