When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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