we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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