I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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