Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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