I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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