Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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