as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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