i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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