so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
