Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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