once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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