That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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