where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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