Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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