How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
All I want is dick and wine.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
please don't ironically join a cult
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