Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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