Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Too much gin, very little bucket
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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