Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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