She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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