halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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