i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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