No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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