Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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