i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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