Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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