She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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