3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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