PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
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