My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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