You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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