i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Randomize
