yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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