At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
im holly from the hills drunk
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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