...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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