Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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