Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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