don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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